bean guy

A super religious person.

Someone who will not stop talking about, or who only talks about, religion. The type of person you dread being around because of their single-gear, close-minded conversation skills.

Imagine someone who only talked about beans; lima beans, green beans, black beans, pinto beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, mung beans, soybeans, etc. Sounds awful, doesn't it?

"Grandpa John will not shut the fuck up about the bible. He is such a bean guy."

by hoz1 November 12, 2021

alrighty beans

A portmanteau of "alright" and "cool beans". "Cool beans" was a popular slang term in the 1970s used to express something pleasant occuring. The phrase "alrighty beans" means "ok" or "alright".

John: Alrighty beans! Let's go see some whales!
Jane: I'm whaley excited!

by Treelore Jones February 3, 2022

angel bean

A person who is completely innocent and cares for anybody

Phil Lester is such an angel bean, he would never hurt a fly

by Tinydino May 12, 2016

Phillipine Bean

This is a person of both Phillipino and Mexican descent.

We all have this friend that is a Phillipine Bean. You know because sometimes they look Phillipino and sometimes they look Mexican. It's mind altering once you notice the difference. You'll also no longer question why they have two last names. If these two countries joined forces the world might be in trouble.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

bean daddy

The man with the sensu beans

Yajirobe: I brought these magical sensu beans that heal all wounds and replenish your stamina.

Goku: Thanks Yajirobe!

Yajirobe: Bean daddy, out.

by Hearshotkid_2113 August 20, 2018

Corona Bean

Vaginal soreness caused by repeated flicking of her bean during her Covid lockdown.

My roommate has a bad case of corona bean. I told her not to sign up for pornhub.

I can’t flick it again. I’m so swoll from corona bean.

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

smol bean

The fact that something is just so cute and adorable that it has to be linked to a bean.

It is most commonly used as a word in fandoms.

Dan is such a smol bean.
That cat is a smol bean.
Everything in this world is a smol bean.

by Cubecats October 3, 2015