Barbeau

A Barbeau is a person that is always incredibly vague in all aspects of his life.

A Barbeau can also be incredibly rude without realizing it, but most of the time he knows exactly what extent of rudeness he is projecting without giving a single shit. In fact, a Barbeau absolutely loves creating uneasiness amongst his folks.
A Barbeau usually has a 5-year-old type of humor.
He can easily be very condescending and mean towards you for no reason.
A Barbeau also loves bikes a little too much. It's usually this weird obsession that makes everyone uneasy.

1: What are you doing tonight?
2: Stuff
1: Stop being such a fucking Barbeau

1: I just got fired from my job
2: You deserved it. You were probably terrible at your job. You boss probably had a bunch of good reasons to fire you
1: Shut the fuck up Barbeau

1: My bike... My precious bike... nO DO No t tOUCH it!!!!!!! My baby my precious baby bike.,...
2: What the fuck is wrong with you Barbeau

1: You're really....... Ugly!! *laughs and runs away*
2: What a Barbeau

by dickfest May 16, 2016

antigua and barbuda

little tiny carribean country that used to be under british rule. currently, it consists of a pair of islands that seem to exist soley for american, canadian, and european toruist dollars.

antigua and barbuda has nice beaches

by Ben E. Hama January 31, 2007

barbeque pit

the inside of an asshole

my barbeque pit sure hurts from wiping it so much

by smug234 November 16, 2006

Barbadildo

A cat's penis or other phallic object with backwards pointing spines.

Jesus, my poor cat Anastasia just got torn up by that alley cat's barbadildo.

by PainoManz August 10, 2009

Barbertuckian Handshake

See hand job. How women greet strangers in Barberton.

I met this girl at club energy yesterday. I wasnt expecting to get a barbertuckian handshake.

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

African Barbecue

When two guys insert one penis in the mouth of a woman and one in you asshole/vagina hold her up as you spin her around like a suckling pig.

Dude, when we went to the bonfire we pulled an African barbecue on Jillian when she was asleep

by daffyduck6 May 18, 2010

Korean Barbeque

When you pull your dick out of the girls ass, ejaculate a sizzling hot load on her face, and do the Gangnam Style.

"She told me not to cum inside her, so I pulled out the Korean Barbeque. Oppa Gangnam Style!"

by BigDaddyIke18 March 2, 2019