Barbeau 

A Barbeau is a person that is always incredibly vague in all aspects of his life.

A Barbeau can also be incredibly rude without realizing it, but most of the time he knows exactly what extent of rudeness he is projecting without giving a single shit. In fact, a Barbeau absolutely loves creating uneasiness amongst his folks.
A Barbeau usually has a 5-year-old type of humor.
He can easily be very condescending and mean towards you for no reason.
A Barbeau also loves bikes a little too much. It's usually this weird obsession that makes everyone uneasy.

1: What are you doing tonight?
2: Stuff
1: Stop being such a fucking Barbeau

1: I just got fired from my job
2: You deserved it. You were probably terrible at your job. You boss probably had a bunch of good reasons to fire you
1: Shut the fuck up Barbeau

1: My bike... My precious bike... nO DO No t tOUCH it!!!!!!! My baby my precious baby bike.,...
2: What the fuck is wrong with you Barbeau

1: You're really....... Ugly!! *laughs and runs away*
2: What a Barbeau

Barbeau by dickfest May 16, 2016

Belgium Barbeque 

Gay Sex party involving Right Wing Hungarian Diplomats.

20 or more Patrons shout "diplomatic immunity" at each other when police arrive.

See : Sausage Festival.

Well looks like we have ourselves a good old fashion belgium barbeque.

Makes a mans eyes water thinking about it.

Belgium Barbeque by GordonBennett December 2, 2020

barbecuing alone 

having a good old fashioned wank

1) that picture you gave me worked as lighter fluid for when i was barbecuing alone

2) my mum caught me barbecuing alone

barbecuing alone by ledengary March 25, 2013

Barbecue Chicken

When they put a slow guy on you in basketball. It is so easy to blow by him that you could eat a plate of BBQ chicken before he catches up. This term was popularized by Shaq.

"Who is guarding me???" -me
"The big guy" -teammate
"Barbecue CHICKEN"

Barbecue Chicken by Food Masta January 4, 2017

Memphis Barbeque

A hand job without the use of lubrication, also known as a "Dry Rub"

Hey, did you hear about what happened to Sean last night?" "Yeah, I heard he erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro after receiving a Memphis Barbeque!

Memphis Barbeque by Cha Cha Cha78 May 6, 2011

barbecue clueless 

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.

They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!

barbecue clueless by Louisiana Tiger January 10, 2020

Barbeque Holiday 

A term given to the most venerated and cherished warm weather holidays, particularly in the United States. Among these are Memorial Day, Fathers Day, The 4th of July, and Labor Day. Collectively, they outrank even the most beloved of religious holidays, and as such are treasured equally among genuine barbeque enthusiasts, novices, and those who would just rather order in and be done with it.

Wayne: I got us backstage passes to see Van Halen at Monsters of Rock over Memorial Day weekend!!! Schwing!

Garth: You idiot!!! That's a barbeque holiday!!!

Wayne: Kill me...

Barbeque Holiday by Fizzy Bubblech July 2, 2017