balzem

An exclimation of joy used by old russian men.

Old Russian Men: Did you slay those hoodrats?

Other Old Men: Yes.

Old Russian Men: BALZeM!

by johhny dick face June 12, 2009

BALZSAC

An extremely perverted troll on Yahoo answers every question with a metaphor pertaining to his balls. Always list his source to his answers with the word "BALLS" typed like so.

Question: Do you like pie?

Balzsac's answer: Yes, I love it on my "BALLS"!

Source: My sweet "BALLS".

by Arty1976 August 29, 2010

BallZapper

A 1" wide 1' diameter rubber band used at work for zapping fellow employees in the balls.

Brad got Kevin with the BallZapper, and he is pissed!

by LouDog1786 January 22, 2011

Ballzhimers

Talking to young women like you are 17 when you are actually 70.

Girl one: I think that old man in the nursing home was hitting on me!!

Girl two: Don't worry about it he just has a bad case of Ballzhimers.

by mojojojo76028 March 11, 2012

Bazza Dogga

The event in which a surfer positions him / her self actually inside the wave as it is breaking, but fails to maneuver him / her self out of the breaking wave resulting in a the individual getting dumped.

Note this is more prominent in inexperienced surfers.

That was a sick "bazza dogga".

by Champface June 8, 2012

Ballzon

A word originating from the streets of San Diego. It is commonly used in place of Awesome or Really Cool.

Did you see that movie? It was so Ballzon.

by Mourningyellow January 1, 2014

ballzillion

Male version of a Brazilian wax.

Dude 1: I went for a wax
Dude 2: what did you get?
Dude 1: a ballzillion
Dude 2: aw man that must've hurt!
Dude 1: nah man my balls are smooth as balls now
Dude 2: duuuuuude

by Idk111111 January 18, 2014