Blooking

After anal sex, spreading your partners anus and shining a torch inside so you can romantically peer deep into your partner.

I was never sure if I was pushing shit with the strap on, so I had to start blooking him.

by Banterously-tasty June 6, 2017

Baracking

Masturbating thinking about Barack Obama while your partner is sleeping next to you.
This term was popularised by a scene in the TV series Fleabag.

Caught the girlfriend Baracking this morning.

by esseginski July 25, 2019

Cock-Blocking

An act wherin a kind soul will hit on a chick who has been stalking his friend so that the friend may pursue intimate relations with a hotter chick.

Dude, that guy was cock blocking Christine when you were trying to get with Lisa. You definently owe him one man.

by samoaneminem January 14, 2004

Brocking

v- The act of stealing someone's girlfriend in a swift and often undetectable by the poor, helpless victim.

"Damn, Brock brocked the fuck out of Ryan!"
"Brock just brocked Joey's prom date."
"Brocking is for douchebags"

by BrocksVictim April 18, 2013

blacking

V. To be lying; to be kidding.

Man 1: So, I finally asked her out and she said 'yes'.
Man 2: Are you blacking me, she's way out of your league!
Man 1: Naw, man. I would never black you.

by Across the Boarder March 1, 2007

Jew-blocking

When someone, not nescessarily jewish, attempts to do something stereotypically jewish (trying not to pay, trying to steal money, breaking glasses etc...) and then someone intervenes making them unable to carrying their plan out.

"no i wont pay for you, you're going to have to pay ypur half"

"Dude, dont be jew-blocking me"

by The orginal shermantrix October 26, 2009

Broke Backing

When two guys go into the mountains, bringing a horse and a tent. The two guys fuck each other than the horse.

Josh: You wanna go Broke Backing Tim?
Tim: Fuck yeah! I got the horse!

by Nickfister October 16, 2011