lay a brick

To take a shit.Used in the movie "Ali G Indahouse".
Prime minister: "Ali,would you lay a brick for us?" ( on the building foundation)
Ali G crouches and takes a shit.
by Vojvoda August 03, 2005
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Brick Shithouse

UK usage-

A very big person, normally male who is as broad as he is tall yet carries very little fat. Not the sort of person you would willingly upset.

Term comes from the large brick built outside toilets once common in working class areas of the UK.
I ain't gonna mess with him, he's a bleedin' brick shithouse.
by black flag June 07, 2004
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shit a brick

1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.
1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!
by maracanda April 04, 2006
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hit brick

To be highly intoxicated. Synonyms include: wasted, hammered, drunk. Comes from the idea of being so drunk you run into walls, hence, hit brick.
"wow dude, you so hit brick"
"i'm gonna hit brick tonite"
by Gemma Porter May 26, 2008
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shittin bricks

that nigga was shittin bricks when the bitch said she was pregnant.
by i get paper January 04, 2008
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Brick Tamland

An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.
"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"

Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"

Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."
by Hannah.. July 19, 2005
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Brick

a hard building material used to guarentee sex, also used to signify to your friends a female is attractive.

See BYOB
Ex 1. Smurf, check out them bricks over there.
Ex 2. Guy: Hey, look over there. Girl: Where? Guy: Right there! Girl: I don't see anythi... *brick*
by Team_BYOB September 17, 2003
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