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Weekend at the cottage 

Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.
Clayton wanted to do something nice for Matt, so he treated him to a weekend at the cottage.
Weekend at the cottage by mitch71h November 20, 2014
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Drop the wogs off at the mosque

Have a poo
I’ve eaten too much. Where’s ya pan? I need to drop the wogs off at the mosque!

Everywhere at the end of time 

"Everywhere at the End of Time" is an album exploring dementia. I forgot who produced it.
"Hey Frankie, did you listen to "Everywhere at the End of Time" yet? It's an album exploring dementia"

"Grandpa, my name is Joey"
"Grandson?"
"Grandpa, are you feeling okay?"
"...."

Panicking at the Disco 

To dance like your a crazy person to a Panic at the Disco song, or something with a connection to them.
Lowie: Which song on A Fever... can you dance to? like your on some whacked out ecstacy tablet

Ryan:Camisado

Jon: Yeah, i'd say Camisado

See, i think if you danced as lowie described, that would be Panicking at the Disco.

Chicken at the Y

The vagina.
Leo's girlfriend was wearing a mini skirt with no panties. Throught the day, Leo would simply life the shirt and eat some Chicken at the Y whenever he wanted.

Night At The Roxbury

One of the best movies ever. Two brothers, Doug and Steve Boutabi, try to get into a new club called the Roxbury, and fail, until they meet someone who can get them in. Hiliarious, was a clip from Saturday Night Live, and they made it into a movie without Jim Carrey.
Night at the roxbury is one of the funniest movies ever.
"I WAS LIKE EMILLIOOOOO!"
"YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR CAR, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR KEYS BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY OUR DREAMS!"
"YEAH CAUSE WE'RE LIKE SLEEPING WHEN WE HAVE THEM!"
"sup sup sup sup sup"
"STEVE"
"I'm sorry it's hottie overload in here."
"Take it slow."
"OK 1,2,3, Sup? 234 Sup?"
"BOOOOOOOP BOUPPPPP BOOOOP BOUUUPPPP."
"what are you doing?"
"that's an ambulence, coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart"
"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pantssssaaahh!"
"STOP PLAYING WITH TOYS"
"IT'S NOT A TOY IT'S A CLUB WITH A JUNGLE THEME!"
"YOU'RE A JUNGLE THEME!!!!!"
"Dewy, did you just grab my ass?"
"Sir from where I'm standing, it's a physical impossibility"
"I know your tricks Dewy"
"ROXBURY, ROXBURY ROX- Hey whats up, you from outta town? you wanna little bit of this? HOW ABOUT SUMMA THAT!?"
"I'm sorry, I have trouble hearing things so low to the ground!"
"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."

i'm at the end of my rope 

stop teasing me. i'm at the end of my rope!
i'm at the end of my rope by emadorum September 18, 2006