Anyone on Urban Dictionary who votes thumbs down to my definition of an asshole, which is the following: Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld
by Vibesman November 10, 2009
Get the assholemug. Diner: Hey kid, do you get many tips, the speed you work at? Didn't think so.
Waiter: Stop being such an asshole!
Waiter: Stop being such an asshole!
by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006
Get the assholemug. The dude that sits down next to you in some type of public setting (ie a public bus) and smells like he took a bath in Axe body spray, talking on his cell phone about this bitch he fucked last night, and eating some type of food very loudly and chewing with his mouth open. Also can be known as a douchebag
by iwillnotgetbutthurt April 4, 2013
Get the assholemug. Something nobody can truly be because it is literally a hole. Unless they mean nothing to you friend wise.
by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018
Get the Assholemug. A closeted attention whore who posts terrible childhood pictures of their best friend in order to get "likes" on Instagram and Facebook. When that no longer proves to be enough of a thrill, they create obnoxious fake Instagram accounts using their friend's nickname and post annoying pictures posing (sort of?) as said friend. They're charming, really. An asshole may also be defined as "Allie."
by Jcrack April 29, 2013
Get the Assholemug. A person who possesses a gallon of grain alcohol infused riot juice for a longer period of time than that which is deemed appropriate.
Steph is such an asshole.
by Squids Phillips November 21, 2011
Get the assholemug.