da armory- a well-known stomping ground for 3/4 of the legendary group known as b.t.o.o.l. while many see this area as simply an indoor track, these 3 cunning fellows see it for what it truly is: a pussy palace. the amount of do-able females strutting their finely toned asses around da armory is refuckingdiculous. even a vetin could easily sleep with half of the females in the building in a 10 hour span. it is not unlike the b.t.o.o.l. members to stalk their prey before they pounce, and it is also not uncommon for them to get no response from some females. however, because there is so many "babes" around, it does not phase these fine young men, and they proceed to get unlimited amounts of phone numbers from girls ranging from 8-9.2 on a scale of 10.
one terrible deficit for these boys is that these girls often live millions of light years away, resulting in a long distance friendship as opposed to a hookup in many cases. this phenomenon is known as "gebhardt syndrome”. For information on the methods used by these lads, see “number game”
one terrible deficit for these boys is that these girls often live millions of light years away, resulting in a long distance friendship as opposed to a hookup in many cases. this phenomenon is known as "gebhardt syndrome”. For information on the methods used by these lads, see “number game”
B.T.O.O.L. Member: Dude, Da Armory this weekend brah so pumped! Gonna get so much pussy!
Observational Bystander: Who the fuck are you kidding, you're just going to get a girls number and text her for a few weeks. Pussies.
Terry proceeds to eat the bystanders brain and innards.
Observational Bystander: Who the fuck are you kidding, you're just going to get a girls number and text her for a few weeks. Pussies.
Terry proceeds to eat the bystanders brain and innards.
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