Amazonesia

When you get an Amazon box at your door and you completely forget what it was that you ordered.

I seem to have Amazonesia about what is in the Amazon box that arrived today. BR.

by Crishe3 January 26, 2017

Amazon Amnesia

When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.

"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."

by kwyjibo1 July 30, 2017

amazonic

Adj. Tall, strong, confident woman.

Like an Amazonian.

She towered above the others with her Amazonic presence.

by Toodles66 October 1, 2017

Amazonciousness

(n.) The confusing guilt a person might feel when he is happy for receiving his latest Amazon order while being conscious of Amazons poor business ethics.

My amazonciousness reached a new level when my package arrived.

by AMZUT October 10, 2017

amazomnia

When you can’t sleep and start ordering random shit from Amazon

I had a bad case of amazomnia last night. I should be receiving 8 packages via Amazon Prime in the next couple of days. Gotta love those sleepless nights.

by First.world.probz December 11, 2017

Amazonprimeitis

A disorder featuring the urge to purchase an item on Amazon Prime. This disorder is more prevalent after Thanksgiving and lasting a few days before Christmas. It can also crop up during loved ones birthdays or anniversaries.

It is normally accompanied by an increase in credit card debt and UPS/Fed Ex deliveries.

There is no known cure.

My wife enjoys purchasing so many gifts during the Christmas season she now has Amazonprimeitis.

by F J G December 19, 2017

amazoned

When you buy something on amazon.

Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.

by KoroOW February 7, 2018