Alimony

A word you learn when you get divorced.

What's alimony? You'll know exactly what it is when you get your ass handed to you in court.

by 5amideas May 7, 2022

Alyson

Alyson is the name of someone who’s insecure, but actually pretty on the outside. They’re tall and slim. Typically a female who is brunette or dirty blond. Alyson loves a confident man who can protect her. She is very short tempered and irritable but is still very loving. She trusts easily but loses it easily. If you are dating an Alyson KEEP HER!!

Omg is that Alyson ???
She’s so pretty.

I wish i was her 🥹

by bryce75589 May 8, 2022

Adison

Amazing SMART PERSON who can be very emotional sometimes.

Don't worry! Nobody will judge you based on what you can or can't do. Your friends are your friends because of your personality.

"Adison, you are the most amazing smart person ever!"

by omgamazingchild March 2, 2023

Adison

Adison is a beautiful soul who sees beauty in a lot of things and overall has the best personality, I met an Adison who completely made me nervous every time I saw him because he was helllaaaa good-looking for his own good. Sometimes Adison might enjoy a good movie a classic one even but that's one thing I loved about him he enjoyed things a lot of other guys would find boring, he stands out for sure straight out of a romcom, he's a dream..whenever bored he might enjoy a frank sinatra song. He's the kind of guy you see out in public and wonder "Wow I wonder if he has a girlfriend" or "There's no way he finds me cute" he has a charm that beats everyone else's. If you get lucky to meet an Adison never let him go like I did...because he is rare to find because he's beautiful and funny and everything a woman can want. He's just the unforgettable type. God, he's super cute and witty seriously who made him!? He never misses a good workout in the gym! Seeing him work out his perfect body was a blessing to my eyes! everyone would look without him noticing because that's how humble he is about how tremendously handsome of a person he is.

friend "wait thats adison"
me: "yeah"
friend "his superrrr cute"
me: "wait till you get to know him you'll find him more attractive"

by lilelaimadison#1fan September 18, 2023

Downtown Alimony

When a divorce occurs and one ex solicits the other for post-marital sexual favors in exchange for commodities.

"Hey Jen, I heard you have a car payment you need help putting towards."
"Alright Eric- I'll award you some Downtown Alimony in exchange for money to the car note."

by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019

jose and allison

Jose and Allison are the couple of a life time. They love each other forever and will never be apart. They always find a way to each other and are the best friends. If you know a Allison or Jose send this to them.

Jose and Allison number 1 couple

by TheKingValid September 26, 2021

alisonism

alisonism.
a word or phrase which comes from the mouth of our wonderfull music teacher at college.

"that's hell on toast"
"what a meaty chord"
"i like that sax growl.."
"oooh a cycle of 5ths"

by Kelly Kenyon January 13, 2005