acorn head ass

When a punk ass bitch got a acorn head, no eyebrows, and brick lips.

Savage #1: Yo Jaiden Charles if you dont get ya acorn head ass on. Savage #2: Facts

by SavageAsf May 23, 2016

The Accordian Effect

The situation that occurs when a man's penile shaft appears ridiculously small when flacid, but grows to an abnormal, if not surprising size when erect.

Michael's penis was 2 inches long when he was at his grandma's house, but later as he watched gay porn, his penile shaft grew to an impressive 10 inches. Michael experienced the Accordian Effect.

by Ellikay48 October 7, 2007

telephone actress

A person, mainly woman, who works in the adult entratainment industry of phone sex. Works in complete anonymity.

"Aww man! you should have heard that telephone actress from Red Hot Latinas! Sure it cost me 2 bucks a minute, but she was a freak!"

by LiL MiSS D September 8, 2007

hairy acorn

A pistachio lost in a birds nest claiming to be a penis, probably coked out.

he wanted to fuck me but his dick looked like a hairy acorn

by Trexcandopushups August 30, 2017

acorn

a gentlemans flacid circumsized cock

i think squirrel nutkin has be hoarding in your underpants for the winter

by grem November 3, 2003

acorn

a term that would be used a lot when you refer to someone as stupid or (special)

A: where is it?
G: it’s to your left
A:????
G: yOU FUCKING ACORN

by mother churlita March 28, 2019

acorp

A Collection of Random Pictures

it's a facebook group that posts pictures of random stuff they find humorous, interesting, or whatever

hey guys i just posted something on acorp check it out

by some person in acorp July 18, 2011