by C3LESTIAL February 25, 2021
Get the I ate a breadmug. Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.
Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021
Get the My cat ate itmug. by Fidgetspinner-man July 3, 2017
Get the you ate my mommug. by thebaddiebella February 24, 2025
Get the atemug. Im so sorry paula aybd last night it really was high quality almost chockes xo xo or son i saw your rubber dick last night please tell me it was ur girlfriends ate your rubber dick aybd
by suck pussy abyd May 19, 2020
Get the ate your rubber dick aybdmug. 
