It's when you start fucking a chick and then stop and decide to jerk off by yourself since it just feels better then being together.
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The Art Boner Enthusiast (commonly referred to as “ABE”) gets gratuitous amounts of pleasure in the works of the Avant Garde; This can be any number of things ranging from abstract electronica, pretentious works of art, and even spoken word poetry. Recipients of this phenomenon are commonly male and are usually deep thinkers, artists, and have accelerated IQ’s (although no formal studies have been conducted).
So now that we know what an “Art Boner” is, how do we go about finding someone who is capable of such a darn thing !?!
Be on the Lookout for….
1. Scarf’s- Regardless of season or temperature the scarf is a common accessory for the modern day “ABE”
2. Caffeine- True Artistes are statistically shown to drink 200% more caffeinated beverages than the average philistine, be on the look out for potential candidates sporting ceramic coffee cups into the wee small hours
3. Thick Frame Glasses- Weirdo’s have poor vision; they also find great influence in the music styling’s of Elvis Costello
4. Pop Art- If you are fortunate enough to step into the dwelling of someone you feel has classic symptoms of “ABE” one must judge the surroundings to gather clues. If there is a print of Andy Warhol’s famous “Campbell’s Soup Can” tacked to the ceiling and a box of tissue appropriately placed nearby, chances are you have found an “ABE”.
The Art Boner Enthusiast (commonly referred to as “ABE”) gets gratuitous amounts of pleasure in the works of the Avant Garde; This can be any number of things ranging from abstract electronica, pretentious works of art, and even spoken word poetry. Recipients of this phenomenon are commonly male and are usually deep thinkers, artists, and have accelerated IQ’s (although no formal studies have been conducted).
So now that we know what an “Art Boner” is, how do we go about finding someone who is capable of such a darn thing !?!
Be on the Lookout for….
1. Scarf’s- Regardless of season or temperature the scarf is a common accessory for the modern day “ABE”
2. Caffeine- True Artistes are statistically shown to drink 200% more caffeinated beverages than the average philistine, be on the look out for potential candidates sporting ceramic coffee cups into the wee small hours
3. Thick Frame Glasses- Weirdo’s have poor vision; they also find great influence in the music styling’s of Elvis Costello
4. Pop Art- If you are fortunate enough to step into the dwelling of someone you feel has classic symptoms of “ABE” one must judge the surroundings to gather clues. If there is a print of Andy Warhol’s famous “Campbell’s Soup Can” tacked to the ceiling and a box of tissue appropriately placed nearby, chances are you have found an “ABE”.
Kris: "Did you hear the orgasmic moans coming from Tevin's room last night?"
Tyler: "Yes, I think the Stanley Kubrick movie marathon was on"
Kris: "Nothing gets Tevin's Art Boner going quite like 2001: A Space Odyssey"
Tyler: "Yes, I think the Stanley Kubrick movie marathon was on"
Kris: "Nothing gets Tevin's Art Boner going quite like 2001: A Space Odyssey"
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"I am an Art Buff, I love the way painting makes me feel"
Could you do art for hours? Do you feel the earge to always draw where ever you are? Do you always spark with new art ideas? Can you look out the window and immediately see something you can draw? Do you ever look at something and think how it could be made? Do you carry around a sketchbook? Do you doodle on your school papers?
If you said yes to any of these questions you are indeed an Art Buff
"I am an Art Buff, I love the way painting makes me feel"
Could you do art for hours? Do you feel the earge to always draw where ever you are? Do you always spark with new art ideas? Can you look out the window and immediately see something you can draw? Do you ever look at something and think how it could be made? Do you carry around a sketchbook? Do you doodle on your school papers?
If you said yes to any of these questions you are indeed an Art Buff
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when an artist's technique or style gradually advances/improves without force/attempt.
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