Apartment Outhouse

The act of using an apartment balcony as a toilet. Letting the raw sewage flow down on the neighbors below you. If the volume is large enough it can have the appearance of a waterfall. Repeated use will cause the patio furniture to rust changing the flow to a rusty orange color. Most often used by Frat boys and major douchebags.

My upstairs neighbor was too lazy to go walk to the bathroom and used the apartment outhouse.

by mitch guist May 24, 2013

apathecary

The qualified title of a narcotics dealer who fails to recognize you or remember your name after no less than three visits.

Erik was more astounded than insulted when his apathecary insisted on asking him if he was cop on his fourth visit in less than two months.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

Apartment Streaking

The act of dashing to one's own bedroom naked, in the presence of roommates, after forgetting to bring a towel to the shower.

Hey, I didn't see that you had guests. Would y'all mind turning around- I'm apartment streaking back to my bedroom.

by Waynesville July 29, 2014

aparte

A plush condo or apartment

Just left your aparte, thanks for letting me stay for awhile

by Wanduzé May 22, 2018

Apathetic

Combination of Pathetic and Aesthetic; or in between Aesthetic and Pathetic at the same time.

Julia: Wow did you see Ryan today?

Hayley: Yes he’s so apathetic!

by c.harmved August 31, 2018

apatistic

(apatisticly) seeing: it is the world being one big apatic bowl of (apatistic) apaci s with all kinds of different collors holding up different (apatic) signs for ure apatisticly seeing ass to be feeling al kinds of apatisticle feelings ...

did u have ure bowls of apatistics today? meaning: do you have any feelings?

by barbello January 15, 2019

Apathist

A person who neither believes nor rejects organized religion. They simply do not give a damn. Life is happening.

Dude, I don't know if Jesus was actually resurrected! I'm an apathist! I have 2 finals tomorrow!

by DrazilDenroh December 12, 2019