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Alt-ard

A right wing extremist, inverse to left wing extreme SJW wokeflakes yet on the same coin in that both are preachy, condescending, often hypocritical or self conflicting, and make up the most extreme ends of their respective political spectrum areas.

Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.

Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.

Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
"Careful, I think a group were prowling around that area. I heard them mumble some anti-asian stuff about covid"

"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
by T0tty April 28, 2021
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alt f4

Alt-F4 is a shortcut in World of Warcraft to make your mage cast a spell that vanishes the player who casts it. It was unused and a mistake that was put in by the devs, and they might patch it. It's pretty useful.
"How do you cast the vanishing spell?"
"you have to hold alt and press f4"
"thanks that saved my life"
alt f4 definition: a shortcut that casts a spell in world of warcrafts.
by dffdsgdfgsdfg May 6, 2021
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Alt-F4

A common joke used by stream watchers. When you press Alt and then F4, the current tab is closed out. Similar commands are Ctrl-Alt-Del, Option-F4, Alt-Search-F4, Ctrl-Option-Del, and Ctrl-W.
Why are people saying to use Alt-F4?
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Alt Queen

by TommieA June 9, 2021
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alt and f4

When somebody joins a lobby of kids and the children are told to press alt and 54 they will exit the tab
causing them to leave.
"Press alt and f4 for free in game currency."
by JKbAlls June 24, 2021
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alt gurl

A weird white girl who puts on weird facemakeup, and supports the Dream SMP, such as wearing big wings of eyeliner, lots of black eyeshadow and more. Covers herself with nose and eyebrow piercings, and ugly tattoos. They tend to bark at people and say things such as “XD” “UwU” “Pog!” “Swag” and get offended over every little thing, even if it’s not aimed towards them. They usually have their hair in a pixie cut, and dyed red, green, blue, or rainbow. They make up random sexuality’s and use pronouns such as “Furry/Furryself, Kitten/Kittenself, Bun/Bunself, They/Them, Xe/Xem, Xey/Xeyself, and other crazy things. If you don’t “Respect their pronouns” they’ll most likely bark at you, and try and cancel you. You’ll probably run into them at Hot-Topic wearing black skirts, gloves, hats, a dog collar, spiky jewlery and more. Watch yourself around alt girls, they’re weird.
Person 1: “Ew look, it’s a weird Alt Gurl”
Person 2: “Gross. Look at that furry, it will probably bark at us so don’t get too close to it.”
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alt gurl

A weird white girl who puts on weird facemakeup, and support dream SMP. Usually things like big wings of eyeliner, lots of black eyeshadow, and black lipstick. You’ll probably find these animals wild in Hot Topic, most likely wearing tall platoformed buckled boots, fishnets, a pixie cut with dyed hair, and a gay flag pin everywhere. They tend to get offended over everything, even if it’s not aimed towards them, and you might not want to get too close to them because they might bark at you. They say cringey things like. “Bark” “Ruff!” “Pog! “Swag” “XD” “UwU” and “/j” they probably have a Hatsune Miku fanpage, and usually do cosplays but make it 99% weird accessories and 1% cosplay. Another thing these weird alt girls do is use “pronouns” like “Xe/Xem, Xey/Xeym, Bun/Bunself, Pumpkin/Pumpkinself, Zer/Zerself, Kitten/Kittenself” and etc. If you don’t “respect their pronouns” you’ll probably get canceled and barked at.
George: “Ew, look at that weird alt gurl.”
Jorge: “Gross. You’re right. Don’t get too close to it, it might bark at you.”
by lovelyyylol November 4, 2021
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