face-hug from a clam

Performing oral sex on an unclean female. Originated in early 2005, in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

"All he wanted was a nice kiss, but he ended up getting a face-hug from a clam."

by Logan E. September 8, 2006

bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta

1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

Thanks, I got them from a unicorn

"I like your boots" is code in the LGBT community for, "I think your hot, are you gay too?". The appropriate response (if the answer to the question I "yes") is "Thanks, I got them from a unicorn". This is based off a line from the movie Love, Simon, in which a character says "I like your shoelaces" and another responds with "Thanks, I got them from the President".

"Hey, how you doin? I like your boots."
"Really? Thanks, I got them from a unicorn."

by Pseudonym12112211122211112222 January 16, 2021

you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Frosting a Deuce

The act of taking a dump and sculpting it in some desired fashion that, once frozen, can be used as a sex toy.

I caught her frosting a deuce in the freezer. She planned to shove it back in like a dildo in a few hours.

by pjob July 7, 2009

frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"

by mynameismark September 1, 2005

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades

going from “aggression” to “determination” in an environment of work and education :)

went from a’s to d’s and so did my grades, so now my “aggression” turned into “determination”.

by trishlovesfish January 23, 2021