Lp Parker 

A Young Emcee from Regina Saskatchewan. Younger Brother of Derek Parker, both members of the Superfriends. Known for his street cred around the Queen City's Northside

fuck that I aint fighting Lp Parker. funny songs, but mean guy

Lp Parker by Jenn French April 11, 2005

John Parker Wilson 

Former QB for the University of Alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; A term often used to describe a...less than remarkable...quarterback. He, somehow, holds every significant passing record in Alabama school history--3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). He signed with the Falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 NFL Draft on April 28th.

*Disclaimer* To his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. However, he was certainly never above average. Not to mention hes a total douche.

"John Parker Wilson's pass to ___________, incomplete." -Announcer

John Parker Wilson by Two Drink Minimum July 9, 2009

This isnt where i parked my car 

A phrase commonly used to get out of an awkward situation.

Cooper walks in on drakes mom, cooper says this isnt where i parked my car.

This isnt where i parked my car by THUMP3R May 27, 2010

Parker 

a Christian girl, beautiful and caring. she is very trustworthy and would make a great girlfriend. Parkers are fun and up for anything! She can party or stay home and watch movies. Parkers love cuddling and holding your hand. They like long and close relationships and will stay loyal to her boyfriend! Parkers like really tall guys with brown hair. if you find a girl Parker, it's very rare. keep her!

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl, Parker?
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's my girlfriend.

Parker by Jacob8 December 9, 2013

parkus 

pronounced pah-kiss, is money in a positive sense. Cash in your favor.

What kind of parkus did you make today?
$3000, thats some nice parkus there.

parkus by Dienamik November 17, 2005

Parkwhore 

1. The undisciplined practice of using parkour in a flashy, boisterous manner for the sake of looking cool.

2. A girl who sees male practitioners of the parkour community as Point A and Point B. And then Point C...D...etc.

1. This guy has no passion is his movement. He's doing hardcore Parkwhore.

2. Damn, that bitch be vaultin' dick like a true Parkwhore.

Parkwhore by Skyhouse July 24, 2011

Parking Inspector 

A malevolent being that haunts parking lots. They are often found leaving their evil markings on the windshields of cars, claiming that their victims owe them money.

They are conjured by the dominion known as 'The Council' in secret satanic meetings.

Victim *looks at car* FUCK THE PARKING INSPECTOR FUCKIN' MARKED ME CAR

Parking Inspector by Gamblo March 13, 2014