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Old Head 

That one mo-fo who thinks he has some moral high ground just cause he’s old and about to die. To expand on that, he’s trying his best to run away from the grim reaper, but his pace is hastily coming to a decline as he is running in place. His feeble attempts to escape the inevitable only highlight his desperation. It's almost pitiful to witness how he clings to his delusions of superiority, unaware that age does not automatically grant wisdom or virtue.
BRO 1: ...Brooo that old head got way too comfortable kicking up his feet and eating TV dinners on the couch by the telly, he forgot he has kids to take care of and a wife to support.

BRO 2: Yeaaa, bro. As they say, you can't teach an old dog new tricks... 😭
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magic skool bus head 

To have a big ole blockhead
magic skool bus head by Chaz April 23, 2005
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pulling the head off it 

Mother: Jimmy come down, your potato's are getting cold
Jimmy: Just a minute mom, im pulling the head off it

National Give Head Day 

The Day Where Your Girlfriend/SideBitch Throws That Sloppy ass Neck. On this day, Darells will temporarily change their diet from 5 pounds of booty to rock hard penis.
Hey, its national give head day. Gimme dat good suck

pickle chin head ahh boy 

bro I'm really bout to get yo pickle chin ahh boi, uglahh collard green headahh boi, oh hell I'm bailed dirty ahh boi stank ahh boi afro headahh lip gloss chin ahh boi uglahh boi choke choke uglahh dirty ahh
young jahseh when he finds gekyume's poop sock: "bro I'm really bout to get yo pickle chin ahh boi, uglahh collard green headahh boi, oh hell I'm bailed dirty ahh boi stank ahh boi afro headahh lip gloss chin ahh boi uglahh boi choke choke uglahh dirty ahh"

"pickle chin head ahh boy"
The process of wiping your hand on you gooch sweat and then wiping it on someones forehead.
"simon was pissing us off, so wen he fell asleep we all gave him a bull head"
Bull head by jonno n allan November 9, 2008

Penis you in the head 

A common expression among the g's, it means im going to insert my penis into your cranium in a rather forceful manner.
I have a headache after you penis'd me in the head!