Googlesnardel

To be blindfolded and made to lick the arsehole of another person while they cut your hair

My girl is a hairdresser she would give a great Googlesnardel.

by Emcc October 29, 2025

Googly Bear

(noun / nickname / term of endearment)

A playful, silly nickname for someone who is irresistibly cute, wide-eyed, or hilariously awkward — often used for friends, crushes, pets, or anyone acting adorably clumsy. Comes with the unspoken expectation that the “Googly Bear” will make you smile or laugh.

Used when:

Someone makes an innocent mistake in the cutest way.

Your friend is acting extra goofy but lovable.

You’re talking about a pet or baby that looks hilariously adorable.

Synonyms / related terms: cutie pie, smol bean, fluffy nugget, cutesy, precious

Friend drops their ice cream: “Aw, my little Googly Bear!”

Partner sends a goofy selfie: “Stop being such a Googly Bear 😍”

Watching a kitten chase its tail: “This kitten is a tiny Googly Bear!”

by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025

Googah

A creature of dubious appearance and character. Generally considered as “strange”, “otherworldly”, and “creative, I guess”.

“Woah, Maurice, that alien googah in your basement tried to touch Krillothy!”

“That alien googah has a name, it’s Steve!”

by Yourpseudonym420 November 17, 2025

Googlify

go͞o·glə·fī
Verb
To Googlify: To alter or wrap a URL so that anyone who clicks it is routed through Google-controlled redirection, tracking, or AI-driven observation systems, usually providing Google with behavioral data and a marginal financial benefit.

The browser had to Googlify my link and it bounced me through three tracking pages.

by Trigger Housing Group December 4, 2025

Googlification

go͞o·glə·fi·kā·shən
The act, process, or result of Googlifying something.

“The Googlification of every shared link is getting out of hand.”

by Trigger Housing Group December 4, 2025

Google Graduate

Any person of any gender or race with or without any formal education who relies solely upon Google to provide them with every bit of knowledge they have and even goes as far as to insult others who have themselves a smartphone but ask others what something or or what something means. These same people will use their superior knowledge in which Google has bestowed them with to boast a about themselves all about a lifestyle they promote and will even mock college educated individuals on topics that those individuals went to college for simply because they know more than them based on what Google told them.

Man, you sure gotta love them Google graduates. They sure think they know everything simply because they can type it in on their phone and look it up. Maybe if that was the case trans-women would know more about Klinefelter's Syndrome and would no who they really are.

by ThaDon1988 January 7, 2026

Googleit

1. Noun (Goo gleǐt) The act of behaving as young person and working for google.

1: This asshole is behaving like a child

2: yeah he works at google. He’s a real Googleit

by MisterWiskersTech January 9, 2026