Bloody Gnasher

When you beat your meat do hard that your dick starts bleeding.

How was your night bro? Oh it was good but I got a bloody gnasher.

by Das Memer February 10, 2018

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Momo-Gne (momo-gu ne)

Momo-Gne or it's archaic form momo-gu ne is an ancient latin word, used to express any kind of emotions in any kind of situation. The versatility of this ancient word make this meme a surrel or ethereal meme, just the elite of memelords can use this word due to its immense communicative power.

A: mi passi i broccoli
B: (SCREAMING) Momo-Gne (momo-gu ne)!

by @callme_felix June 16, 2018

Fuck Gnomes

the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.

Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.

by joor79 August 9, 2018

G Gnat

means goodnight gnat

“G Gnat,” said trevor

“Goodnight,” replied the gnat

by mersheldon August 14, 2018

bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Mississippi Gnarly

A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.

"You dont want to get a piece of this, the last man that slept with me got a Mississippi Gnarly"

by Konnie May 7, 2019