Saucy pumps are the magical
hip thrusts the male makes after orgasm during coitus. After ejaculating into the
female, he uses his own man sauce as a lubricant. This creates a wormhole in the
vagina that leads to Valhalla, in which the male may feel sensations that his penis is being vandalized by a cornucopia of Valkyries noble enough for Odin's table in the best way. Often times, the sensation is so great that the male returns to a prime state of engorgement and may continue to pound himself (and herself) into a realm in which only divine beings and
people who have taken a lot of DMT have reached.