“Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.
Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”
John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?
Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”
John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?
Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”
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Someone who attends or frequents the restaurant Townhall owned by Bobby George (Cleveland) or any of his other business’s regardless of him being indicted for strangling a woman. A TownHaller is generally stupid, easily gaslit, and susceptible to propaganda.
Someone who attends or frequents the restaurant Townhall owned by Bobby George (Cleveland) or any of his other business’s regardless of him being indicted for strangling a woman. A TownHaller is generally stupid, easily gaslit, and susceptible to propaganda.
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To rush something through even if it is known is it going to annoy everyone and mean you get bad mouthed
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Get the carl townsend mug.A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.
Hey, how was the party last night?
It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!
Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!
It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!
Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!
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Get the Chi-townn mug.Georgia townley is a fun happy awesome friend and every one thinks she's pretty but she does not agree they tell her she's small which is very true she loves to dance and her friends say she is good at it but she does not agree with them she stands up for her friends is NOT sell fish
Friend: Georgia townley is amazing and so Pretty she's an amazing dancer but she won't admit it she is pretty small but not as small as some people
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