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asshole rules

A term used to describes one who makes a double standard rule, normally used in jokes
You can follow girls but I cant follow boys??? Thats asshole rules!
by kaseym86 April 29, 2024
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Let my Pets Decide Rule

Aka. L.P.D.R., A social norm where before getting into a long term serious relationship with another person, one of the people in the relationship insists that they have to see if their pets like their partner, which if their pets don't like their partner, they will not get into relationship with that person. It is good way to ensure your partner is trustworthy, and is a highly ethical behavior, for you are making sure your whole family, not just the people, but your pets too, like and trust your partner. The only issue with this rule is the fact that if your pet suffers from social aggression, territorial aggression, and or fear-related anxiety it can negatively impact their ability to accurately evaluate that person. If this is the case, the owner should work with their veterinarian, dog trainer, and cat behaviorist to try to treat their pet's condition before using this approach. This same norm also occurs when two people who have been in a romantic relationship are considering moving in together, so they decide to have their pets meet beforehand to see if their pets are compatible and can easily get along, which good way to prevent unnecessary conflicts before they happen. If they don't get along, the individuals may need to hold off until they can get a veterinary professional to diagnose the problem and attempt to treat it so it can be controlled or eliminated.
Adam: How are you and Victoria doing these days?
Earl: We're doing pretty good, but she insists that before we get more serious that she wants me to meet her dog and cat to see if they like me and go from there.
Adam: She is using the Let my Pets Decide Rule. You do realize if they don't like you that there is strong possibility she will end your relationship.
Earl: Yes, but I'm not worried. A friend of mine knows her and has met her dogs. He told me they tend to be very friendly.
by Vanguard 1998 February 10, 2021
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

31. Are you real or are you a bot... select all the traffic lights.

32. Do not forget, forgive (not all the time)

33. Jesus did not forgive you

34. If it is on the internet there is porn of it.

34.1. No exceptions

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.

37. Anime is cringe.

38. Today will be gone soon.

39. Pablo

40. All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

41. Old Discord was better

42. Ignore rule 2

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

The Rules of Discord
Shall not be Tampered with
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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rule of 90

The rule of 90 is referring to the appropriate number of certain things you'd need if a civil or worldly crisis were to occur and you'd be put into a survival situation.
For instance if a zombie apocalypse were to occur through the rule of 90 you'd need food to last atleast 90 days, a fire arm with atleast 90 rounds of ammunition, water to last 90 days and a map which shows atleast 90 miles squared of the surrounding area.

Again if you survived a plain crash through the rule of 90 you'd need to find supplies to last 90 days, you'd wait by the crash sight for 90 days to be rescued, when setting up a shelter you'd set it no more than 90,000 metres away from the crash sight.

And so on
by 5mi1e5 August 5, 2014
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thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.
Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.
by thym4pizza June 6, 2017
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the rule of E

though often broken, the rule of E states that the vast majority of cheerleaders have a name that ends with the sound of the letter E. this applies to nicknames and names that have a common nickname that ends in E
Examples of the rule of E are; Katie, Brittany, Ashley, Bailey, Cathy, Mandy, Dannie, Kimmy.
by elalgarro October 15, 2009
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The Rule of Ly

The rule implemented to consolidate superfluous questions by wait for at least three queries.
Sir, you’ve gotta stop with all the questions. Remember the rule of Ly.
by Chow mein 6 June 10, 2024
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