kadens penis

Very small shriveled and Gay looking.

Boy: Look at my mad dick babe
Girl: EWWWWWWWWWWW! It is such a kadens penis

by NizNut November 1, 2019

Penis pop

When a penis hasn't ejaculated in a while or is dried out and when it eventually ejaculates the penis tip sort of pops and the tip hurts for a few minutes after ejaculation.

I woke up this morning after a hangover and jacked the ol' peiner but when I came I had myself one 'o them Penis pops.

by stinkywhitedick July 6, 2015

Penis enlarger

Makes your penis huge

My penis just got enlarged. penis enlarger

by LittethTitteth May 15, 2021

penis collidus

When two males walk past each other and their genitals touch

“Me and Todd just experienced penis collidus”

by Conn611144 October 26, 2017

Atomic Penis

A penis of such small size as to rival the size of an electron

Carter has an atomic penis

by anonymous November 16, 2020

massive penis

big penis, cock, dick, girls can find that horny

DAMN THATS A MASSIVE PENIS

by YoumotherFAWKER August 7, 2021

Penis jousting

When you smack someone's penis with your own.

1. I was Penis jousting with my girlfriend yesterday.
2. I don't think that's how that works

by BlazingH0TD0G December 24, 2016