Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BlazingH0TD0G

Penis jousting

When you smack someone's penis with your own.

1. I was Penis jousting with my girlfriend yesterday.
2. I don't think that's how that works

by BlazingH0TD0G December 24, 2016

A crutch song is a song that helps you get through an event that is sad or is used for helping get your mind off of a pain of some sort.

X Gon Give It To Ya is my crutch song

by BlazingH0TD0G January 4, 2017