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fuck puppy 

a sex toy (person) that is usually a slutty woman
That bitch is nothing but a fuck puppy
fuck puppy by joelish07070 March 14, 2006
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fuck you 

why the FUCK would you need to look up what "fuck you" means? are you fucking retarded?
are you fucking kidding me? looking up "fuck you?" get the fuck out before i turn off the internet.
fuck you by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010

fuck cup 

The often plastic recepticle in which men masturbate into for either dontation or insemination of their sperm.
'Sir please ejaculate your semen into the "Fuck Cup" and then hand it into the front desk.'
fuck cup by Marvelous 4 Eva July 5, 2003

fuck- nut 

retard,spaz,geek,pencel-head,
dork witch,
do you know what your talking about ya fuck-nut?
fuck- nut by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003

fuck my monkey 

1. Yet another exclaimation of extreme disappointment. Usually uttered after a disheartending discovery.

2. Used in place of "I'll be!", or "you are kidding me".
"You dumped a bowl of icecream on the carpet?? Aw, fuck my monkey!"

"Well, fucky my monkey.... I just saw my cousin on TV!"
fuck my monkey by towanda March 23, 2005

Fuck lift driver

standing behind a girl while carrying her and fucking her at the same time while her legs are out in the direction of two forks from a fork lift.
Molly says that Randy, her husband, a recieving specialist at Home Depot, is the best fuck lift driver in town...cause she a hoe.
Fuck lift driver by mrfagan68 September 24, 2009