Definitions by towanda

fuck my monkey 

1. Yet another exclaimation of extreme disappointment. Usually uttered after a disheartending discovery.

2. Used in place of "I'll be!", or "you are kidding me".

"You dumped a bowl of icecream on the carpet?? Aw, fuck my monkey!"

"Well, fucky my monkey.... I just saw my cousin on TV!"

fuck my monkey by towanda March 23, 2005

Fuckity fuck fuck

Used in cases of amused angst...

You ruined my birthday cake by tripping and falling on it? Well, fuckity fuck fuck.

Fuckity fuck fuck by towanda March 23, 2005

thea 

the worlds most sexy and lovable person. she has all the qualities you want from a girl, the first is she is gorgeous, and the others i don't recall...yes and she's all mine.

-pule? jeg kan være kamelen denne gangen...

thea by towanda January 3, 2004