Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.

“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy”

by VLTN May 12, 2024

child board

like water boarding, but you hold her head down while climaxing in the poi’s mouth

yo! did you hear about how jackson did a child board on his girlfriend

by anonymous May 26, 2024

Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast

I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them

When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

dope boat

When one side of the joint burns more than the other side, aka “canoeing” of a joint. The weed seemingly is riding the boat of the wrapper.

Oh, no, the joint is turning into a dope boat.

by The_mighty_q June 28, 2024

tactical board

cock.

at least, in doom bible terms

damn my tactical board is so hard right now

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024