Man musk

1 . A greasy secretion with a powerful odor.

2. A Nickname a man calls for his armpit smells.

"Hey wanna smell my beautiful man musk?"

by yoboyamore24 February 26, 2018

Florida Man

Florida Man; Noun: The Dumbest Person responsible for the Dumbest acts imaginable.

45 was a real Florida Man.

by Ulfric Fell February 9, 2021

Man Trance

The glazed-eye look a guy gets when he sees something sexually appealing. Caused by increased levels of testosterone, and highly common in teenagers.

Pam: I hate my job at Hooters. All the men do is just stare at me.

Kim: Duh, your boobs cause a man trance on them. What did you expect from working there?

or

Randy: Do we have to go to that bar again? When those gogo boys dance, you always end up in a man trance.

Bruce: They look even better when dancing to Lady Gaga.

by Aximill March 31, 2010

mystery man

the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.

Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?
Jay: No, what?
Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-
Jay: Stop Talking...

by mysterypaul July 25, 2007

Man Fun

Fun that men can have while together

Karl can have 'man fun' with Lee

by stephen February 4, 2005

Man Toy

A toy used to please a man.

Guy: "Look at my Pocket Pussy!"

Other Guy: "Yo that's a sick ass Man Toy!"

by ManTJoy February 5, 2010

Early Man

A super hero whose special power is to compulsively arrive at the scene of a crime hours befor it happens and then has to pooch around for fukin ages before foiling the criminals.

Stop there criminals.
Yo itz Early Man, how long you been waiting there you cock sucking butt fukker.

by BJOB O'Brien January 5, 2008