harpoon

While getting head give the unsuspecting woman a swift flat-palmed smack to the back of the head.

that gag sound after I harpooned the drunk chick was priceless.

by mysterypaul July 25, 2007

mystery man

the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.

Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?
Jay: No, what?
Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-
Jay: Stop Talking...

by mysterypaul July 25, 2007