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mystery man

the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.

Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?
Jay: No, what?
Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-
Jay: Stop Talking...

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While getting head give the unsuspecting woman a swift flat-palmed smack to the back of the head.

that gag sound after I harpooned the drunk chick was priceless.

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