Cloth Job 

Originally coined by Steven Medlock, of Germantown, TN the term clothjob refers the sexual arousal of a man by a chick or a dude in which the aforementined chick or dude is rubbing his or her partners dick with a coarse fabric, such as jeans, khakis, other slutty pants, really hairyprivate parts, etc.

Clothjobs suck.

-BD Freeman

Jim Lesesne is a Cloth Job.

Cloth Job by bdistight.tumblr.com November 21, 2009

Slaw job 

A law enforcement term to describe a foolish and incompetent attempt to plant evidence on someone who is mistakenly believed to be guilty that eventually backfires.

"He looked like the right guy, so I planted some weight in his trunk, but it turned out to be a slaw job, and now the rat squad is on me."

Slaw job by rotwald March 27, 2010

Squak Job 

A term used in Saints Row 2 in which you play the insurance fraud mini game in which you jump on top of somebody's car and rub your body all over the persons car

We only need a few more points quick give that car a quick Squak job

Squak Job by saints row fan December 3, 2010

chair job 

4 or more people use the legs of chair to sodomize themselves.

Those chicks are aching for a chair job!

chair job by Dbag Express October 20, 2010

warcraft job 

A job you get just so you can afford a World of Warcraft subscription

I had to get a warcraft job so I could keep paying for WoW

warcraft job by jarvisrolt March 14, 2011

Squid Job 

When a sailor in the Navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.

During my squid job, I was sprayed with ink.

Squid Job by Bluepaul March 15, 2011

Chex-Job 

The act of shoving seven square Chex-Mix pretzels up the anus.

Cartman gave Jennifer Lopez such a great Chex-Job last night.

Chex-Job by Fudreaux October 16, 2011