When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.
by CakeBoyGeorge October 1, 2016
Get the Eat his cakemug. Cake means cats are kinda evil so if you haven't heard of the cake trend before and are wondering what it means you're welcome :) I hope if you're a parent wondering why your child is always saying cake, that this definition helped you out, Thanks for reading!!
Tylor: I hate my cat so much, it threw up in my room and then when I tried to see if the cat was gonna puke again it hissed at me and scratched me.
Owen: Yeah, cake man.
Owen: Yeah, cake man.
by Stalepopcorn124 September 12, 2020
Get the Cakemug. by Cupcake_vr March 1, 2022
Get the Cup cakemug. by Ddyssigsyosiysiysiydidyiufcuii November 23, 2019
Get the Cakemug. A slice of cake purchased at a gas station or grocery. The sweet taste of the cake is the only taste of sweetness that you will ever have again, due to you'd poor life choices.
After making a low score on the, MCAT I stopped by the grocery store, and picked out a slice of shame cake.
by Reginaldsquiveringmember July 21, 2018
Get the Shame Cakemug. by dfghjkoliuytrfdcvhji May 25, 2023
Get the Quadruple Eating pie cakemug. Yoooo Mia .C got some big ass cakes /"Mia if you see this your ass is so thicc it needs a double cc and I wanna eat you"
by Mysteryyyyyy22554 May 16, 2019
Get the cakesmug.