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Valley View High School 

The place where:
1) Campus supervisors are now virtual police officers
2) Where each grade uses drugs, but treats as if their grade is superior
3) Mass violation of the First, Second, and Fourth Amendments
4) General prison for those not in ASB(alt-Eagles), athletes, or in admin.
ASB athlete: Hey you, show some Valley View High School pride!
Random, normal student: You can't make me....(Gets tazed by supervisor)

Tri County High School

Tri County High School is a place where hillbillys vape in the bathrooms and draw penises on the doors. Here people "grab" grope each other in the lunch rooms. On top of the vaping in the bathrooms half the students are high 24/7 or drunk. They have many different kinds of people smelly retards, high sk8r bois, thots all around, and total asses.
Guy 1: Tri County High School is nastier than the alley ways of New York.
Guy 2: Yeah, the people are more sketchy.

Jefferson Forest High School 

Basically a bee hive of weed, thots, and straight up ass teachers. Jefferson Forest offers no launch pad into the future, and likely no academic benefits whatsoever. Teachers with condoms, Juul hideouts, and nudes all over the place is what you’ll find when attending this school.
Yo did you go to Jefferson Forest High School? Yeah man, I got 3 STD’s and lung cancer.

Archbishop McCarthy High School 

A lovely community that almost everyone leaves this school going to Broward Community College. The average height at this amazing high school is 5.2 and is invested with our local Weston thots, drug dealers, and crackheads. This school has an AMAZING FOOTBALL TEAM with our AMAZING SCHOOL SPIRIT. This friendly community comes together to enjoy our mass with Father Shidat and his singing. We are protected by our hot daddy deans. There even is a secret pool on the third floor of the school. Come to the school with good tuition prices raising by the minute.
Archbishop McCarthy High School gives many scholarships for students to go to BCC, also known as Broward College.

Five-High 

A term used in used as a replacement for the 'high-five.' Most common in the area of greater Cincinnati, Ohio.
"Dude it's really weird...everyone in Cincinnati says, 'five-high' instead of high-five!"
Five-High by godfather922 April 26, 2009

Rick Reedy High School 

A cesspool filled with indians, the LGBT, druggies, and virgins, is a place for so called learning. This school often exceeds in sports, and academics, but is also known for being a Cancerous environment, and snitches. Welcome to Reedy Fucking High School.
Guy #1: "Hey you see those autistic kids in the Rolls-Royce?"
Gyu #2: "Oh yea, I bet they go to Rick Reedy High School."
Rick Reedy High School by Y_Plague September 30, 2018