J-Rodding

The act of wearing tight pants and loose drawls, flaunting one’s package in a public environment.

“Look at that dude J-Rodding, it’s flying everywhere!”

by Zaphyr February 11, 2025

Jolle J Junas Jonas Johansson

Patasit

Ay jolle the j is perfoming at backang?!?!
Yeah thats Jolle J Junas Jonas Johansson alright

by JolleJoh November 10, 2021

J-ing O

Masturbating, choking the chicken, Jerking Off.

Person 1: Wyd
Person 2: J-ing O
Person 1: What?
Person 2: oh ohhh oohoh ahh im nutting ooh ahh oiuhhg

by MarsMelting February 10, 2023

J. Mind

When a man puts his hand in a girls mouth, and shakes it and runs the track at the same time, while having his skinny wang out. On the track he runs like the j, half way around, and the (Mind) represents the girl saying do you mind!

Nick gave the girl a J. Mind, and was tired after.

by AJ Ballock September 26, 2007

j-pose

when you pose like a J

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"

by Wild-Girls September 3, 2023

J. Blunden

The meaning of life

Who is that? WHO IS THAT?!!
That’s J. Blunden. She’s the meaning of life

by Madtingz January 26, 2022

J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory

Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?

by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021