swinging monkeys

The little pieces of Chod that stick to anal pubes during a rather sloppy shit.

"cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones arse pubes, those little blighters never give up"

by TuBsy February 16, 2005

Monkey Nuts

A book written in 2007 by Vickie Sabin.A murder mystery about Veronica Martin trying to solve the murder of her cherished "grams". Set in California, Missouri and Oregon. Well written, 4 1/2 stars out of 5.

I can't put down this great book, Monkey Nuts.

by DKG64113 June 23, 2008

spider monkey

the name given to Rob in our customer service department for his freakish athletic abilities.

Look, Spider Monkey's out of control!

by andersonland.org June 20, 2004

crotch monkeys

Crotch Monkeys is a slang term for Pubic Lice or Crabs. Also see std.

Danm, I was kickin it wit yo sista last night and those crotch monkeys be swingin' tha vines. Yo crab havin trick sista gave me the crabs and the clap.

by Mitchca April 21, 2006

Monkey Wet!

When the vagina becomes extremly soaked with love juices..

Shit fool that monkey wet! right now want to take the love pole..
Monkey Wet! Shits drippin like a broken dam.

Monkey Wet! It's so wet i can shemmy my way right in..

by Young Sizzle April 7, 2007

Spanner Monkey

When someone has been idiotic, foolish, or incredibLy fucking stupid.

"Hey Jim! Wheres my hat?"
"On your head you spanner monkey!!!"

by Jack Skipp February 16, 2004

sex monkey

duane. he really looks like a monkey! he's addicted to sex. he smokes weed too.

alex: hey tierra, i saw a kid today and he was smokin weed and humping a chair!

tierra: wow! he's probably a sex monkey!

by heyvanityhaha July 29, 2009