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FLYING RYAN

When you flood the boston harbor with ur giant flying teabag
Don't hit me with ur flying ryan.
by Funkster01 March 16, 2024
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Andrew Ryan Rafols

Founder of Astralabs; a true huckster; conman; fraudster
Bernie Madoff was such an Andrew Ryan Rafols
by Aspiring MC March 28, 2024
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Scotlynd Ryan

Scotlynd Ryan is so beautiful, so genuine, so straight-forward, so gorgeous, so glamorous, sexiest, nicest and the funniest person in the world!!! I want to be her and that is my number one wish!!!! I smell her seat right after she gets out of it!!! Double points if she farted!!! I watch her shower and her masterbating!!! I watch her take the shower head thingy and put it on her pussy as a vibrator because she dreams that I'm the shower head thingy and she says "aw yes *my name* this feels sooo good, keep going" and finger herself and put the pussy juice in her mouth while rubbing her clit!!! She also moans while doing that!!!! I lick her clothes before she wears them!!! I give her swirlies (Not the syrup), she gets me horny and thirsty!!! I want to fuck and have sex with her!!!! I want to rape her!!!! I want to give her hickeys!!! She makes my nipples go harder!!! I want to impregnate her!!!! (I already did) Scotty is having a little boy and she took a DNA test and it turns out that it was 100% my baby!!! We have names picked out, I bought a crib, a car seat, baby clothes, shoes, diapers and baby wipes, lullaby music set and radio, blankets and pillows, toys, pacifiers, high chairs, potty trainer, diaper changing set, hair supplies, toothbrush, toothpaste. Even made a whole room decorated and a bathroom next to it for the little one!!!
Sincerely, your anonymous stalker
I absolutely fucking love Scotlynd Ryan
by xiluvscottyx April 1, 2024
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Isha Ryan

The most sigma ohio eunnie-chan who is my oppa senpai.
"omg.. is that.."

"ISHA RYAN!! THE QUEEN OF BRITAIN AND THE MASTER OF GRIZZLY TALES FOR GRUESOME CHILDREN!!!!"
by taylorswiftkisser123 May 3, 2024
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Aran Ryan

"AAAAAAAAA!!! LET'S GO, LET'S GO!"
- Aran Ryan's opening line before Round 1 in Punch-Out Wii

Aran Ryan is an Irish boxer from the fictional video game series Punch-Out!! whose entire presentation feels like it’s built around barely contained chaos. He’s tall and lanky compared to many fighters on the roster, with long limbs, a sharp nose, wild brown hair that flares out, and a constantly exaggerated grin that makes him look like he’s enjoying every second of the fight—even when he’s losing. His voice acting leans into an unhinged, taunting energy, with gleeful shouts and theatrical laughter that give him more personality than most mid-tier opponents in the game.

In the ring, Ryan doesn’t operate like a disciplined boxer. His style intentionally breaks form: he rushes forward with flailing punches, jumps, lunges, and wraps his arms around opponents for illegal grabs. The boxing gloves-turned-rope gimmick literally turning his fists into makeshift bolas is one of his standout traits from the Wii entry, letting him swing forward or drag the player toward him. The design reinforces that he’s not just wild—he’s shameless about cheating, theatrics, and breaking the expected rhythm.
Hey, who's the best boxer in Punch-Out?

Aran Ryan, obviously.
by JonahBrew January 19, 2026
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no ryan

When something is like Ryan, but said by someone else. ryans are an iconic type of people.
by ryanlover111 January 24, 2026
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Paul Ryan Effect

The accepted reality that promises made by Republican candidates won't come true. Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan claimed that he was a "Solid Conservative", when in fact he was a self-promoting sleazeball that lied for several years without any shame. Ryan promised great things in his campaigns, but the USA suffered severe losses during his tenure in Congress.
During 2024, Trump was out there making big promises about eliminating taxes on tips and Social Security payments. Now we see the Paul Ryan Effect in action. Tips and Social Security payments are still being taxed and there is no fix in sight.
by TheFleeceMan April 17, 2025
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