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when you poop a wet one and a layer of it is carved off and sits on your butthole. you're cooked if you don't have a bidet.
by JonahBrew January 18, 2026
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- Aran Ryan's opening line before Round 1 in Punch-Out Wii
Aran Ryan is an Irish boxer from the fictional video game series Punch-Out!! whose entire presentation feels like it’s built around barely contained chaos. He’s tall and lanky compared to many fighters on the roster, with long limbs, a sharp nose, wild brown hair that flares out, and a constantly exaggerated grin that makes him look like he’s enjoying every second of the fight—even when he’s losing. His voice acting leans into an unhinged, taunting energy, with gleeful shouts and theatrical laughter that give him more personality than most mid-tier opponents in the game.
In the ring, Ryan doesn’t operate like a disciplined boxer. His style intentionally breaks form: he rushes forward with flailing punches, jumps, lunges, and wraps his arms around opponents for illegal grabs. The boxing gloves-turned-rope gimmick literally turning his fists into makeshift bolas is one of his standout traits from the Wii entry, letting him swing forward or drag the player toward him. The design reinforces that he’s not just wild—he’s shameless about cheating, theatrics, and breaking the expected rhythm.
- Aran Ryan's opening line before Round 1 in Punch-Out Wii
Aran Ryan is an Irish boxer from the fictional video game series Punch-Out!! whose entire presentation feels like it’s built around barely contained chaos. He’s tall and lanky compared to many fighters on the roster, with long limbs, a sharp nose, wild brown hair that flares out, and a constantly exaggerated grin that makes him look like he’s enjoying every second of the fight—even when he’s losing. His voice acting leans into an unhinged, taunting energy, with gleeful shouts and theatrical laughter that give him more personality than most mid-tier opponents in the game.
In the ring, Ryan doesn’t operate like a disciplined boxer. His style intentionally breaks form: he rushes forward with flailing punches, jumps, lunges, and wraps his arms around opponents for illegal grabs. The boxing gloves-turned-rope gimmick literally turning his fists into makeshift bolas is one of his standout traits from the Wii entry, letting him swing forward or drag the player toward him. The design reinforces that he’s not just wild—he’s shameless about cheating, theatrics, and breaking the expected rhythm.
by JonahBrew January 19, 2026
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