Rondo Job

when you cross someone up dirty driving to the basket like Rajon Rondo.

"damn son, that nigga pulled a Rondo Job all over your ass!"
"man shut the fuck up"
"i dont hate"

by mike_g_11_ April 22, 2010

purple paint job

Sucking on ones penis to the point of serious purple like bruising on the head of the penis.

some bitch is offering a purple paint job on craigs list.

by shasha34 February 1, 2010

Smokey Baloney Job

Is the act of getting one's dick sucked while wrapped in Baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches orgasm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the penis, sealing the penis shut and building up semen, which will make orgasm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.

Lonely Man: How much for a SBJ.

Prostitute: Da fuck is that?

Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.

Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.

Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.

by mister4400 December 2, 2010

turbo ski job

It is essentially a standard ski job with except the one performing the act uses their mouth also. It feels really good.

Christy gives a killer turbo ski job.

by John Oates July 18, 2007

Preggo Belly Job

When two preggo girls press their pregnant bellies in between a guy's cock and squeeze it like a boobjob. A weird flex but the baby will be fine.

"Looks like Amy and Mila got knocked up at the same time,I wonder if they'll give me a preggo belly job."

by Worst Gene September 2, 2019

Pacific Rim Job

Giving a rim job through a canned pinapple ring.

We had some pinapple rings leftover from the Easter ham so I gave my hot cousin a Pacific Rim Job

by Mary Hasek March 26, 2017

Highland Rim Job

The act of getting your asshole licked while high on drugs, high up on top of a mountain or building, or, preferably, both.

Guy: "Since you are down there, I may as well get stoned."

Girl: "What for?"

Guy: "We are on top of a mountain and you are licking my ass. May as well make it a highland rim job."

by Ball & Oates August 2, 2012