Longgirth

The state of being long as well as girthy

His package was spectacular girl, it was long and girthy, Split me wide open He had LONGGIRTH FO SHO

by Misfittabulous October 21, 2025

longa

An extremely long note, worth four whole notes or "semibreves."

You don't see the longa often anymore, but in the UK, notes only start being called long when it is at least four whole notes, or in our way, "semibreves" (half of a short)

by !!--Mack_Mulligan--!! December 6, 2025

longer than the Confederacy

lame ass way to say longer than four years as if that’s an achievement

My chair’s lived longer than the Confederacy!

by Gruffirale December 17, 2025

Longmeet

When one gets played by a bi-sexual girl

“Bro did you hear longmeet got longmeated by Maggie! He can’t catch a break with these hoes. He’s gonna have to go to Allie now!”

by Jakebarrett42 January 27, 2026

F'longer

A long period of time.

I haven't seen you in three months f'longer.

by MattG73 December 23, 2008

TK Longarms

When a person has arms that hang down to his knees.

That weird Turkish kid Danny has some real TK Longarms, have you seen him.

by mcb515 May 23, 2010

The Longshot

Doing it doggy style and pulling out and getting cum in her hair

Totes doing doggy and did the longshot

by J-Bye!!! November 11, 2010