The act of a
gentleman inserting his right arm, up to the elbow, into the rectal cavity of a friend. This act is only considered as Longarming if the
gentleman in question is making a 'karate chop' shape with his
hand and is making a face like he is straining to reach something on a high-up shelf.
Dude, I was doing some mad severe longarming with Ronald last
night. I was reaching around in there like when Timothy
Dalton is groping in the log holes in Flash
Gordon.