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african fish market 

a common misconception of the words "Abercrombie & Fitch model" when you or your phone partner has a shitty phone service *cough* AT&T *cough cough*. usually the same reason to blame disconnects in MMO games.
Brian: hey dev, did u see that new Abercrombie & Fitch models application in the mail for u?
Devan: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck?!?!?
Brian: uhmmm, what's so funny. u know u applied right?
Devan: wait, did u just say African fish market?
Brian: *enunciating* ABERCROMBIE & FITCH MODEL
Devan: oh, well.... FUCKING AT&T?!?!?
Brian: o son of a bitch i know right, i was playing WoW tonight and we were raiding KZ when i got effin' DC'd mid-aran gawd...
Devan: ... y do i even bother *click*
Brian: hullo? ... hullo?... *wrist*
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Slam Fish 

The extreme planking equivalent to an Ollie on a skateboard. The Slam Fish is the generic move in which the extreme planker lies horizontally across a piece of flat land. There are also different variations of The Slam Fish, such as the: "Horozonti Slam Fish", "Verti Slam Fish"
Yo guys check out this ill Slam Fish
Slam Fish by Olex July 21, 2011
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Battle Fish

When two men wack out their jibbajabbas, and battle to the death.
\\\"Hey Ryan, wanna play.. BATTLE FISH?\\\"
\\\"Sure, my cock\\\'ll destroy you.\\\"

bubble fish 

When you eye-en a female at the beach that you really like, So you follow her into the water, then once you are close enough, and when no one is looking, you take a deep breath then swim under the water till you reach her ass, once contact u start blowing bubbles right up on her cooch and pretend you da bubble fish, den swim away!!
Example one: you shoulda seen the look on Shequanda's face when she was swimming and got attacked by da bubble fish!
bubble fish by bubble fish August 9, 2013

Sword Fish 

sworD fisH just pwned you.
Sword Fish by Elite Wraith November 27, 2004

big grey fish 

double bass in grey case that has tendencies to linger in closed doors. not legimic/logemic
a double bass getting stuck in the door, of the lift door, or a window as appropriate.
big grey fish by drances frury June 14, 2003

feeding the fish 

From SE asia, to cut off male lover's penius and throw it in the canal.
He was seeing another woman so she decided to feed the fish.
feeding the fish by mook February 21, 2005