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Nikoli the Sex god

This is always a Nikoli or Nicholas. He makes an amazing friend and fantastic lover. He knows exactly how to please a woman. Usually with deep thick strokes. He has made women almost pass out from pleasure. He has many women that want his attention, but he is very selective. You have to earn his attention.
Nikoli the Sex god made me scream last night.
Nikoli the Sex god by Loora September 2, 2020
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helga the god 

helga is the most beautiful god frog! follow her instagram and make her famous!
omg did you follow @helga_cult on instagram? they are so amazing and cool. helga the god should be worshipped
helga the god by helga_cult November 3, 2021
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oh my God 

Saying God's name in vain
saying oh my God is bad. Don't be a dust baka. I'll kill your dog.
oh my God by SussybakaVagina April 4, 2022

A History of God’s Love 

When you remember God’s repeated Goodness and Favor in your life—be it in delivering you from a difficult situation, healing you of a sickness or disease, or delivering you from your enemies—this is fuel for your faith that He will do it again.
The red seas He parted for you, or those times when He closed the jaws of the lions in the den, you know this is a history of God’s Love for you—when you see that His faithfulness to protect you and your family never ceases.

Hand of God

The Hand of God occurs when one ejaculates into their own hand and then immediately proceeds to open handedly slap a woman's vagina thus occurring in a pregnancy.
I gave her the Hand of God and now we're expecting our first child this December.
Hand of God by Smillertime November 10, 2014

Realm Of The Mad God 

A cess pool of cancerous 9 year olds who payed all of mummies credit card for a divine pet and purple name. Knight unbalanced the game so nobody is allowed to do the fun. Incredibly pay to win since kabam got to it and stabbed it with 3 credit cards but other than that is pretty fun :D.
Realm of the Mad God is fun.
Realm Of The Mad God by AshDargon February 1, 2019

Know God, No Peace

Many people of the Abrahamic religions, specifically Christianity, have a saying: No God, No Peace, Know God, Know Peace. I cannot honestly be expected to believe that being a Christian will mean that I will know peace when all the Abrahamic cults are warring with one another.

Instead, I'm just going to assume that 'devoting oneself to the highest power' means 'selling out the the ones who won't kill you if you join them.'

Everyone has their own opinion on religion, of course, and therefore, it is impossible to create a world-wide peace when peace is agreement not to be enemies. For example, if a faith requires enemies to survive, its practitioners will continue to kill and maim and hurt others until the faith is dead or every last 'heretic' is no more than a memory.

Besides, organized religion defeats the purpose of free will, if you haven't noticed. That's why I'm the free and happy atheist that is completely stigmatized against any religion that doesn't offer the power to summon monsters based on a pact with the religion's deity.

Final Fantasy has some cool religions in it, ever hear of the Yevonites? Oh, wait, their leaders are corrupt and evil. Ever hear of the Covenant, a religious collective of alien races with one single goal? Oh, wait, that involves the total annihilation of all intelligent life in the galaxy. Star Wars has the coolest religion of all, though. May the Force be with you, always.
Believing in a deity raises more barriers than it lowers. Know God, No Peace.
Know God, No Peace by aka_Pyro October 13, 2007