birdbaff 

Slang for birdbath, used when describing a bath taken all up in the sink.

Honey, we're late for the party, hurry up!

Ok, I guess I'll just take a birdbaff.

birdbaff by Aphik December 30, 2009

birdlime

Time in prison. Originated from Cockney Rhyming Slang, most commonly shortened and just stated as "bird".

Yeah, I've done a bitta bird...5 years in Parkhurst. In this example, as is most common, birdlime has been shortened to bird.

birdlime by MortyAndTrevor November 29, 2011

Birdie Blitz 

When lots of birds crap all over your car in the same period of time.

I parked under a tree overnight and woke up to a birdie blitz

Birdie Blitz by MadBants September 21, 2011

Birdock Saints 

A term to describe an individual who is not worth your time or lame. Can also describe a scenario that one is unhappy with.

1. Ernie is such a birdock saint! He can't even handle drinking a 6'er.

2. God damn I do not feel like walking that far.. Birdock Saints!

Birdock Saints by Lawrence Sewer District November 22, 2013

birdies chirping 

Potential suiters for online dating sites
(Use your imagination for tag definitions)

Man I got like 20 birdies chirping at me on okcupid. I can't keep them all straight!

birdies chirping by mr malone December 3, 2013

birdqueer 

Someone who reall, really loves birds.

Eric, you're such a birdqueer. Stop looking at bird weenies.

birdqueer by notabirdqueer April 10, 2016

Birdshit Beemer 

When you have spent the money to get attention for your shiny black BMW and lots of birds come along and shit all over your hood like they ain't got nothing better to do.

See that car in the driveway? Yeah that's my Birdshit Beemer ! Enjoy!

Birdshit Beemer by HighMaintenance68 May 22, 2016