zooked

fresh. super swagg.
with new styles of clothes, shoes, chains,
everythang.
matchin colors.

" super fresh and my swagg so official im zooked " ... - soulja boy

by Emma Galvan April 30, 2008

zoomer

A person who sells fake drugs and then takes off before being found out.

"Damn! that zoomer just sold me cat nip!"

by THONGDADDYFLASH June 7, 2005

zoofer

A person that doesn't undertsand jokes.

Hanna is a zoofer because when I said "your mother is so fat, when she joined the milatary and the army commmander told everybody to jump in the trenches, they went into her ass crack", she didn't get it.

by JOHHNY CRACKER March 12, 2005

zooted

verb:
1) To be so under the influence of cocaine that one becomes paranoid and forgets where they are.

2) To be so affected by the effects of cocaine that one forgets nights past activites.

1) I'm so zooted. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
2) Dude I got so zooted last night... Where are my pants.

by Rachel Horowitz April 29, 2007

ZOOMER

n. Instance in which one accidentally inhales a small piece of Marijuana whilst smoking a cigarette of said substance.

Fuck my throat hurts. Why? I just caught a fucking zoomer.

by Lguilford February 12, 2007

zookey

adjective:
70s slang; amusing, entertaining
rad

that was so zookey!
that show was pretty zookey.

by kle26 January 27, 2008

Zoomger

Noun; a wild flying fuzzy pig-turtle found in the outskirts of Antarctica.
Zoomger, Zoomgers

Oh Em Gee! I just saw a zoomger!

by uhhngg January 3, 2009