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Woman

Something that belongs in the kitchen or the bedroom. Should not be driving. Should not be on the internet, as there is no computer between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Some women should not be allowed to talk. Their brain is ruled by emotions and hormones, and become very unstable during certain times of the month. Should be making men sammichs. Should bring a beer to their partner when he enters the door after a long day of work, and should also allow their partner to get some action whenever he desires.
Your mom is a woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm hungry.

Guy 2: WOMAN!

Woman: Yes, my dear?

Guy 2: Make me and my friend a sammich. Then head up to the bedroom for some action later.

Woman: Yes, my dear.
by A Real Name April 13, 2010
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A crazy bitch who cannot control their emotions. Known to: rage, cry, pms, and much more. Women (pl.) are known to rarely make up their minds and to never say what they really mean. women have a very hard time moving on from stuff due to emotional ties which are fucking stupid. Typically very talkative and don't know their place.
Person A: "man, my girlfriend just wont shut the fuck up"

Person B: "so she's a 'woman'?"
by Wimmeh April 2, 2010
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Any person that talks way too much, constantly nags, is extrememly paranoid, or is completely psychotic. They have been known for their low level of intelligence and ability to spend money on useless things. They like corn and yams usually.
Why is that woman doin that?
by TSB JaKE September 24, 2009
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Guy 1: hey i need to clean my house can i borrow your broom?

Guy 2: It's broken but you can borrow my woman if you want it's just as good

Guy 1: Thanks man you rock!
by Mr.Perfect1 December 11, 2009
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There’s two genders kitchen(woman) and man
by Dylan Mogg December 11, 2018
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The one who ate the apple from the forbidden tree and Fucked it up for all of us.
Man 1: Im going to Hell.
Man 2: Why?
Man1: Cuz of a Woman.
by ColombianO75 March 22, 2010
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Sandwich machines, belong in the kitchen, cleans the house while the men work, they cant vote. Short and just used to make more men.
That woman belongs in the kitchen. What is she doing here?
by FunkFan530 February 17, 2022
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