Up the creek without a pattle

In a difficult situation without a way out

Guy 1: I have 2 hours of homework in class A, 2 hours of homework in class B, and only have one hour.
Guy 2: well your up the creek without a pattle

by Mark Zuckerberg1 September 22, 2011

Witmer

Witmer
1. One who licks his own feet for sexual pleasure, Or usually when he can't rub one out.

2. Witmer-Fest: Also known as 'Gay sex', But can also be used as an Adverb to describe the gay sex scenario that a 'Witmer' is envoled with.

'Dude, You Witmered yourself?'

by GlowFood September 8, 2005

sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

“sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” if you see a video and is getting bad vibes from it comment on that video and say “sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” because if you don’t thaf specific character can be in your dreams, or when you wake up it will watch you while you sleep. you could also supposedly get sa hurt killed and much more. Stay Safe

“i js saw this scary video jake i’m really spooked out” jake- “comment on the video and say” sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” then your all good sarah”

by anonymous July 25, 2023

No Show Without Punch

The response to a listener, who on hearing a story feels that they must interject with a similar comment, or an inference that they are also subjected to a similar environmental variable. Usually this will be more intense the original commentator. The meaning originates from the Punch and Judy shows which have their root in 16th-century Italian commedia dell'arte. The reference being that without the responder, the show cannot go on.

'Oh my god, I had a power cut last night. I tripped and stubbed my toe'. 'Well, we had a power cut and I fell and broke my collarbone.' 'Really, well I suppose there is no show without punch'

OR

'I have a sore throat'. 'Well, i have a sore throat AND I've gone blind.' 'Well, there is no show without punch'

by Garfunkal January 13, 2010

Witton Chou

a sex machine that looks like a fish

Oh baby, your such a witton! Get over here mmMHH!

by Witton Chou March 5, 2003

wigmo

A hibread of wiggers and emo's. A guy who wears black jeans with a chain, a black wife beater, a black hat tilted slightly to the side with a emo flip underneath and lets not forget self arrogance.

"hey look at that wigger over there... or is it a emo kid... no no it's a wigmo."

by dmobred May 21, 2008

Witou

A South African term for a white male, wit is white in afrikaans, and ou is guy in afrikaans. Like the white version of charou

I work with a witou and a charou.

by supergeesh September 7, 2011