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Wiggle the Weasel

(male) to shake one's genitals after expelling liquid.
To avoid leaking on my pants after I go to the restroom, I always wiggle the weasel.
by Waldo Wildridge May 21, 2010
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Wiggle Room

The time you allot yourself to do "important things" before meeting up with your girl.
Dude 1: How'd your date go last night?

Dude 2: I almost missed it, got caught up wiggle roomin'

Dude 1: You mean Jacking o....

Dude 2: Getting important stuff done, right o
by ILiCkPoStItNoTeS May 29, 2021
mugGet the Wiggle Roommug.

Wiggle Womper

Someone who hooks up with lots of different people for cuddling, not sex.
- Clarissa is such a slut.
- Nah, she's just a wiggle womper.
by XbesiegeX October 18, 2016
mugGet the Wiggle Wompermug.

Wiggle the worm

A technique for fingering a woman to orgasm
I initiated foreplay with wiggle the worm, she loved it
by The worm wiggler March 9, 2024
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water wiggle

When you cum so hard you literaly hit every inch of your room.
OMG KEVIN!! YOU SPEWED OFF LIKE A WATER WIGGLE!!!
by CosplayBunny July 30, 2023
mugGet the water wigglemug.

alabama jigger wiggle

Making a tire swing out of a human body. A reference to hanging and racism against African Americans in Alabama.
I wish someone would make me do the Alabama Jigger Wiggle.
by darkerdandark March 23, 2023
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Bitch-ass wiggle

When someone is being absolutely stupid, or insane, or even asking for money via Instagram DMs, call them a bitch-ass wiggle
Jared asked for money? he’s a bitch-ass wiggle
by wigglerus August 12, 2022
mugGet the Bitch-ass wigglemug.

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