dip wad

someone who is acting retarded , is doing something stupid , or a funny name to call friends !

Koral is a really big dip wad because she thinks she loves me more !

dip wad by sister who loves koral more!!! December 23, 2010

fuck wad

Ejaculate, usually used in insults
See cum and wad

Eat my fuckwad, asshole!

fuck wad by Rusty Nail August 31, 2005

meat wad 

A really dumb guy with a big dick or a really big dumb guy who still leeches off of his parents or a guy with no ambitions.

Justin is such a meat wad he amazes me how he can just do nothing.

Wow your boyfriend is such a meat wad at least he's good for one thing!

Meat wad: "Hey Dad I need to borrow some money for rent because I spend my pay check on drugs. No I mean beer."
(He never pays his dad back because he doesn't care. Does it when he needs moany)

meat wad by Podagee July 6, 2007

penis-wad 

someone who really pisses you off. can be a guy or a gurl
guy is SO much funnier becuz then they're like WAT??

will u bang me?
NO UR SUCH A PENIS-WAD
WHAT??

penis-wad by flkdjflksd January 27, 2007

knob wad

Ejaculate. Sperm that has exited the penis.

Guy 1: Dude, my dealer's screening my calls and I know he's holding.

Guy 2: What a lazy knob wad.

knob wad by fillymandee July 27, 2012

ding-wad

A collection of tissues accumulated to staunch the bleeding from a small wound or ding

I dinged my finger closing the car door. It doesn't hurt anymore, but now I got this bloody ding-wad I have to toss out somewhere.

ding-wad by scatter44 November 19, 2013

Dildo Wad

That fuck face bitch that you know couldn't hold up in a fight but has a bunch of friends(that are girls so you can't hit them) and all his friends think he's great but whenever he's acting like a fuck face to you and you tell him to fight he comes up with an excuse and his friends(that are girls) take his side and are all like "ya we gotta go loser plus he'd kick ur ass any time."

"Carl's such a fucking dildo wad sometimes."

Dildo Wad by describer_of_some_words December 30, 2016