townie 

(the following definition refers to an Owen Sound townie).

an individual whose vestment normally consists of a "Snap-on Tools" jacket, ski-doo racing mesh-back hat, too-tight Levis jeans (circa 1980) and antiquated nike and/or brooks sneekers. can be commonly spotted in a 1982-1990 ford truck or possibly an early 1990s 2-door chevy cavalier (red or blue is quite popular) heading to the Beer Store (or "Orange Church) for a case of Labatt Crystal.

after purchasing their ski-doo jackets, billy and his friends inherently became townies for life.

townie by ajd August 30, 2004

townie 

failure, always tlking bout soem shitty car which is "kitted up" starts fights with people who are younger than them or if they are outnumbered. i am proud to say i can tackle 5 on my own, two of us could take on 10. They were cheap clothes and have totally fucked up the english dictionary, the females are no more uglier than a vomited meal and the townie males usually act hard on their own but fail when attacked by someone younger than them.
They hang around in groups and try to attack bigger groups (examples include lions chasing after a herd of zebras or gazelles in africa) they smoke and drink cheap cider and smell liek it.
have the intelligence of a virus and they spread like one, should be experimented on and sent to the moon.
tends to listen to phat tunes which are not music.

townie- ya starting you fucking cunt? person - no, why do you ask?
townie-cuz you just gave my mate a dirty look
person - where is your mate
townie (after a few minutes of realising he isnt with one) o you wait ere ill get im ya cunt
and the person walks away

townie by ben November 8, 2004

Townesing

Turning a Noun into a Verb

Wow, you Townesed that Noun!

Townesing is lots of fun

Townesing by Wafflesgood May 9, 2010

townie 

habitat-cities, towns or villages. 'Note, when a townie lives in a village they spend most of their time in the nearest town, in parks and pubs.

A townie will wait with multiple other townie friends, sitting on a wall, waiting to 'hammer' non-townies who are enemies of the townies. Thus resulting in a townie being beaten in the fight by the stonger and more intelligent non-townie

townie by John Smith May 14, 2003

townie 

usually called Kev or Dave

townie by ceri April 25, 2003

Townie 

anyone who wears nike, sports gear, soccer shirts, bright white trainers, talks like they are black "yo yo yo me homies", are incredibally dumb, hang around in gangs and are complete twats

Daran Patterson is a townie wanka!

Townie by ollyj - fuck y'all April 14, 2004

townie 

Having managed to elude the evolutionary process and remain relatively neanderthal throughout the years, the townie has finally plucked up the courage to expose itself to society. The subsequent confusion that they experience in relation to other more intelligent life forms results in the formation of tribes, each with their own *cough* unique identity. It is unsure at which stage the townie started wearing the so called 'shell suit', but the trend has remained ever since - possibly due to the insecurities surrounding 'individual identity'. Although practically indistinguishable, the numerous tribes lend their names to cunning little acronyms such as 'ATL' (against/above the law) amongst others. A common behavioural attribute of the townie is vandalism, the mindless destruction of (amongst others) bins, windows, doors, railings and other articles upon which society 'relies'. Unfortunately for the townie, who strays no further than McDonald's or the local chippy, most of these vandalised items belong to the commune in which they live. The townie asserts it's territory by writing on surfaces with cheap permanent marker (the more colours the better), much like a cat pissing up a wall. If encountered look away,eye contact will only provoke the situation, such is the results of these primeval instincts they still cling to.

"What do you call a townie in a filing cabinet?"

"Sorted"

townie by NZ April 23, 2004